WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER QUICK RESULTS
WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER LIVE BLOG & MATCH COVERAGE
No lyrics, as my girl Claire Elizabeth is out living her life today. You’re stuck with my subpar live blogging. Claire doesn’t usually do lyrics for these Saudi shows however, instead preferring to remind you that she wouldn’t be able to live her life in the country hosting today’s WWE premium live event. So I’ll do the same — it sucks that there are a lot of people (almost all of whom don’t identify as cishet males) in the KSA who have to fear for their lives just for existing.
No smooth segue between that harsh reality and the exhibitions of competitive violence we all love, but here we go…
We learn early on in the Kickoff that Miz & Rey Mysterio’s match will happen on the pre-show. Beyond that, it’s Jackie Redmond, Matt Camp & Peter Rosenberg from a studio in the United States, and Kevin Patrick backstage in Jeddah, taking us through today’s card and associated hype videos.
Rey Mysterio vs. The Miz
Rey soaks in the cheers from the adoring crowd at the start, and Miz takes advantage. He puts Mysterio down with a shot to the back of the head and talks trash toward Dominik, who’s ringside for his dad. The Saudi crowd HATES the A-Lister. He gets distracted by that…